We need to talk. As you well know, last night did not go exactly as planned. And if you will kindly note the time stamp of when my shaky finger pushed the publish button for the first time IN MY LIFE, it was @#!!%#! 5:58 am! Now, I understand I can be a tad overly ambitious on occasion and did have somewhat grandiose plans for my first post. Yes, the history of interior design and its origins is a bit much, I agree. I really do realize I spent so much time researching that it didn’t leave hordes of time left to post, that is, if I wanted to go to bed at a reasonable time. But sweetheart, we have spent weeks getting to know each other so I would really like an explanation… Why in $%#@!! World when all should have been said and done did you erratically move my photos around and make my text so enormous that an entire senior home could read it from across the street?! I would just like a simple answer. Oh, but that would be impossible for you, wouldn’t it? Because there are NO simple answers and virtually impossible to find the complicated ones!

 I apologize if I am a little upset. I did spend almost 14 hours staring at a computer screen yesterday and am operating on 4 hours of sleep… Just explain this-what are all those GIANT gaps between my photos and text?! Every time I tried to remove them even more horrific things happened! Let us please try to work together in a more congenial manner. I won’t curse at you and bang on my computer screen if you promise to cooperate with me. Fully. Deal?

 In my next post, we’ll be exploring Quantum Physics, the branch of science that deals with discrete, indivisible units of energy called quanta as described by the Quantum Theory.

 Actually, one of my favorite designers, Billy Haines…